Funny Funny!!!

The other night I woke up at three in the morning laughing so hard! I had the best dream that was super funny:)

My siblings and I were swimming in a giant pool. Just having a blasty blast. Then I felt something brush against my leg! It was a mini shark!!! I yelled “shark!” and every one jumped out of the water… every one but steve.

“You guys, don’t worry. I know all about these.” Steve grabbed a shark by the tail and went off telling us all about it. Then grabbed another and another… he did know everything about them.

We decided to play a game and see who could catch a certain shark first. I really wanted to be the winner. So instead of running around the giant couch that suddenly appeared between us and the pool, I was going to jump it!! I ran as fast as I could and jumped. I felt like I jumped my hardest but I was not high enough. The couch took my feet out from under me. (it looked like wipe out when the people face plant) I hit the water with such force, I thought my face might make a hole in the bottom of the pool. I stopped just in time! I opened my clenched eyes to see bubbles escaping my mouth and saw Erica laughing too. Bubbles were floating to the top of the pool. Next thing I know I woke up laughing and laughing. 

Ok momma. here is my book for children…

I woke up in the morning and I might have…  yawned and screamed at the same time!

I wanted to eat cereal so I might have… picked the purple kind!

Then I might have… spilled the milk!

And maybe I might have… pointed at my lil sister!

One time I went to the park and I might have… had a picnic! But I didn’t,

I might have… went down a slide!

But before that I might have… done backflips out of the swing!

Maybe I fell on my back and I might have said. “I’m ok. Just embarrassed, lets not talk about it.” My friends might have… talked and laughed about it anyways!

And that might just be the end…

Shoes out the kazoo

So im just chilling on my “chouch” playing a lil bit of super Mario. I get smashed for the seventh time by the hammer head dudes and maybe threw the remote on the floor…  The remote was laying by a pair of shoes, I notice that we kinda have a lot of shoes all over our living room. I started pairing them up and counting, one… two… three… ……….. ten… eleven… fifteen!!! Yep that happened, I found fifteen pairs of shoes in our tiny living room.

Things I find funny:)

The time I nearly beat bowser (one knock on the head and I was champion of super Mario.) Bam! I got smashed.

Kenni thought it was fun to catch all of the ladybugs infesting our house. But then left the poor lil guys in a mason jar in the bathroom to die!!! So I might have took the lid off one night. 

I bought some yummy chocolate cream cheese and was slabbing it on a bagel when it slipped and fell on the ground!! I possibly started to through a fit, my boot hit some melted snow and I face planted it on the kitchen floor.  The butter knife went flying and my phone decided to top things off and pummel out of my pocket. I couldn’t help but laugh at this ridiculousness! 

You might be stubborn if…

KEnni: im not talking to you tell you get in the shower!

TARA: really? Well I don’t want to shower so this will be a fun game.

Kenni: Zack, im not talking to her.

Tara: Zack, you are on my side right?

ZACk: Im Switzerland

Tara: Remember that one time kenni when you said, I say… Switzerland!

Kenni: talking to zack she said. Well I don’t even know what she is talking about.

Tara: oh you!!!

Kenni turned on me and yelled, im not talking to…… Dang it!

I might have done a dance for joy in the living room. Yay for me:)

sometimes tara is really blonde

Is utah state a pretty good school?? Tara you should know, you live there… TARA: Where is it?

Yeah I lived in Monticello for a while. Tara: what where you doing living there?? There is like nothing out there…   They are apartments.

The fifth month of the year… whoever says may first wins. TARA: Well it doesn’t have to be the first, just any day in may:)  ha ha

Or No?

We all know that maddie jo is such a cute girl!! Well this weekend I got to go visit my family at the ranch:) I was sitting in a w on the living room floor, and maddie was standing behind me. She slowly walks around me and looks at my face. With her eyes squinted and one hand held in the air, “Tara are you wearing underwear or no?” ha ha “oh can you see my bum maddie?” She nodded. “Yep im wearing underwear,” Then I hear traces voice from across the room, “Well what color are they” ha ha ha it was so funny!!!